most-awkward-moments:

“This isn’t Glee.”

deariiinsanity:

me: mom buy me some cigarillos

mom:you can smoke weed just don’t tell me about it

me:okay i know but get me cigarillos or i’ll smoke cigarettes

mom: no! don’t do that. ..how much are they

me: $10

mom: are there flavors?

me: yes, buy chocolate. and while youre at it, buy me a few lighters

mom: what kind

me: Swisher Sweets

hahahha i used to be such a cigarillo fien, and i haven’t had them in forever. i love them